User:SimpleObjects-9ei

User:SimpleObjects 9ei

User:SimpleObjects-9ei

Semi-active

YES! YEES! Finally, I was able to create this fantastic masterpiece. Credits to this template for it.
This user is sometimes active on Wikipedia.

Hello.[sarcasm]

This is me, and I was THIS CLOSE OF AN INCH to being blocked various times, so let me explain. I first created this account on 31 December 2025, but I did not start editing in mainspace until an edit in Tangle Tower (which is mentioned in the infobox and in the milestones section) on 7 January and generally not known by Google until I did the absolute best to add original research to a talk page on 9 January. The first case where this account could've ended terribly was in February 14, 2026 where I attempted to make implausible redirects (This could've actually been a completely different story if I edited Picross S, Picross e or Nintendo data leak first, which would be adding unsourced content AND original research per WP:TOOSOON and for the sake of sources), so that's 1 to the list. Second was in March 16, 2026 in where I violated WP:NOTWEBHOST by creating too many subpages, but I did actually stop, so that's 2 to the list. It was all peaceful... until GSK came to me again and deleted Hardest on 30 March, but that does not mean I added the toll to 3. I started fighting vandalism in 15 April (14 April, in local time), with the first anti-vandalism revert I made being in New Zealand long-tailed bat with this revert. But then I got questioned by Dafootballguy on 25 April about this revert on 2026 Detroit Lions season, which was still in an era when I felt like I edited recklessly, so if I didn't take care of my actions, well, that is 3 to the toll. Then I created Windows 8..1 on around 31 April and that immediately fell to their doom, so that's 4 to the toll. Then what nearly broke me in pieces: User talk:SimpleObjects-9ei#Your signature, on 3 July. That is 5 to the toll. I was also about to retire from Wikipedia because of that and because Wikipedia is so outdated that I hope I can use that signature again by 2037. And then I got warned again for actually linking this Reddit post while reverting a Higstudios3333 sockpuppet's edit in the edit summary at Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism (6 to the toll). And that's pretty much all, the rest of my talk page is about minor incidents and my mentee's questions.

  • SimpleObjects-9ei 🌸/🌻/🌞: Spring
  • SimpleObjects-9ei 🏖️/☀️/🥵: Summer
  • SimpleObjects-9ei 🍂/🌰/🤗: Fall/Autumn
  • SimpleObjects-9ei ❄️/☃️/🥶: Winter

Thanks.

At day-afternoon I sometimes train as a temporary account and edit with my account using Microsoft Edge and I also edit as my account at night in Google Chrome, so expect me. I am also guaranteed of attempting to think, edit and get sources to articles related to...:
SimpleObjects-9ei (The name depends by season)
— Wikipedian  —
A "simple" object. Credits to this guy for the picture.
A "simple" object. Credits to this guy for the picture.
GenderMale
Pronounshe/him
NationalityColombian
Country Colombia
Languagessee below
Time zoneUTC-5
Current timeCurrent time for UTC-5 is 06:34
Interests
Finding simple objects and placing them here
I also have an account called User:Astrawiki using an Armenian proxy to give a big hug to Asilvering (humour, and I actually had to place this because I actually mimic vandals/long-term abusers really well)
Some more usernames I mimic kind of great:
  • User:Adimins helping WikiEditors
  • User:Astrawiki on his T-Mobile range for a fifth time
  • User:Highlash
  • User:Internet Guy 2301
  • User:Try Not to Cringe1
  • User:Try Not to Cringe2
Account statistics
JoinedDecember 31, 2025; 7 months ago (2025-12-31)
First editJanuary 1, 2026; 7 months ago (2026-01-01) (with edit on this page)
AutoconfirmedJanuary 9 – March 16, 2026 (2026-01-09 – 2026-03-16) (with edit on Tangle Tower)
Extended confirmedYes (since March 16, 2026; 4 months ago (2026-03-16) with edit on Ohio (disambiguation))
RollbackerCasually not needed (you can still revert vandalism using Twinkle)
AdministratorNot yet
CheckUserNo
OversighterNo
SignatureSimpleObjects-9ei 🏖️/☀️/🥵 (see talk)

Other Stuff

Another simple object to fill in the gaps between. This time credits to this guy for the picture.
🔥🔥🔥
Like this
🍉🍉🍉
Or like this
NOTE: Actually not, and you probably cannot see the emojis if on Windows 7 or older.

Besides that...

Click HERE to refresh the user page. This helps with the time userbox and the contribs section, especially.

If you're looking for some accounts, check out typing "User:SimpleObjects-9ei" in any wiki! Oh, and check CentralAuth, it's easier. I now revert vandalism cross-wiki (but very slowly and not so often), so you'll find me in some cool places like the Spanish Wikipedia. You can check out by clicking the languages button on the top right. These are other accounts I have:

Because it wouldn't let me do the easy way:

These are some future accounts I will have anyway:

  • [REDACTED]
  • [REDACTED]
  • [REDACTED]
  • [REDACTED]

CentralAuth 🌎

Confidential file 🚫

Definitely not my hard drive 1 💽

Definitely not my hard drive 2 💽

Contributions 🎰

(now outdated) Apr 1 user page 🤣 + 🥶

Some stuff I found and kept 🥶

Testing Palace 🍃

Guestbook 📕📗📘📙

Sandbox 🍒

Sandbox 2 🍍

Sandbox 3 🥝

Uh... yeah, I didn't delete them. (CSD log) 🤐

Hmmm... (PROD log) 😶‍🌫️

To-do list 📄

Milestones

This may be unfinished.

Namespace-specific

other milesones

  • Mentor since: May 27, 2026; 2 months ago (2026-05-27)

Userboxen (and in no particular order, because why not?)

Icon This user has been on Wikipedia for 7 months and 9 days.
This user fights vandalism.
This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
toolsThis user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle.
This user has earned the
1,000 Edits Award.
Frankenstein's monsterThis user is alive!
This user currently resides on
Planet Earth
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This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
This user contributes using Microsoft Edge.
This user contributes using Firefox.
This user uses Internet Explorer.
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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
If this user loses access to his computer, he uses a temporary account instead.
1337This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and users of standard English.
This user scored 2992 on the Wikipediholic test.
vn-1This user page has been vandalized once.
vn-43This user's talk page has been vandalized 43 times.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Redirect
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
C#This user programs on the Microsoft Visual Studio on Microsoft Windows.
Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
Lua-1This user is a beginning Lua programmer.
{{t|3}}This user contributes to the template namespace with confidence.
jsonThis user can write JSON.
<html>This user can write HTML.
The time at this user's location:
2026-08-09 06:34 UTC-5
This user plays Minecraft.
This user is learning german, music and 11 other courses on Duolingo.
This user likes editing Wikipedia.
This user loves Wikipedia and is passionate about it.
This user contributes with Twinkle.
Pattern, the new anti-vandalism tool, is coming soon. And so is this template.
This user has averaged one edit each ~2 hours, since joining Wikipedia on 31 December 2025.
This user is asexual.
This user owns a computer with UEFI.
Win11This user contributes using
Windows 11.
This user contributes using Windows 8.
This user contributes using Blender.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
This user contributes using Mac OS X
This user has a page on Wikimedia Incubator.
This user is a citizen of Colombia.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user plays chess.
This user has been awake for 15 hours.
es-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español.
en-gb
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This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
q79BUNNY!eQQ-3This user is a fluent speaker of Patent nonsense.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
cs-1Tento uživatel má základní znalosti češtiny.
pt-1Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.
ja-0この利用者は日本語分かりません
ko-0이 사용자는 한국어모르거나, 이해하는 데 어려움이 있습니다.
no-0Denne brukeren/brukaren har liten eller ingen kjennskap til norsk.
sv-0Denna användare saknar kunskaper i svenska.
ady-0Мы нэбгырэр адыгабзэ зэхишІыкІрэп.
This user has adopted the typo "Arbitation" to nurture.
This user has adopted the typo "Next's" to nurture.

Articles I've nominated (so far)

  • Soon!

Sometimes... it's just inspiration.

Information icon Hello, I'm SimpleObjects-9ei. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to France national football team have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the Teahouse or the Help desk. Thanks.

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You have been blocked indefinitely from editing because your account is being used only for vandalism.
If you believe that there are good reasons for being unblocked, please review Wikipedia's guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text to the bottom of your talk page: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}}.

Contributions + simple object find

The simple object involved in this image is the flag of the United States, waving with the clouds. This is not a real life image–this was rendered using Blender with CGI. Credits to this guy for the picture.
Look what I found yesterday. Also some guy named "Jason" (who definitely doesn't live there) said that this car was actually on sale. Huh, weird. (credits to me on Commons for the picture)
The simple object involved in the picture is the renderized sphere in a white background. Credits to this guy for the image.
The simple object involved in the image is a wing clamp [de]. Note the screw and the structure the screw is in. Credits to this guy for this image.
The simple object(s) involved are the gold bars. This was rendered in Windows XP. Credits to this bot (which uploaded its last file in 2015) for the picture.
While the simple object in the photo might not appear at first, it's actually the eclipse seen in the top right. Credits to this guy for the photo.
The simple object involved in the image is the hexagon array. Credits to Wikideas1 once again for the picture.
The simple object involved in this .stl model is also the sphere, which now looks like the Universal Pictures/Xbox sphere, this time with 3 rectangles, likely for a shading test. Credits to this guy for the model.
This video of synthwave does not involve any simple objects, however, but the rendering. Credits to this guy.
This 1-second video's simple object is the slider in the device. Credits to this guy for uploading the video.

9 August 2026

8 August 2026

7 August 2026

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