User:Qfl247

Qfl247
Fighting the good fight, making Wikipedia more geonerdy.
— Wikipedian —
Name	Matt Affolter
Born	September 3, 1980; Ridgecrest, CA
Country	USA
Current location	Salt Lake City, UT
Time zone	Mountain Time Zone
Ethnicity	Chosen
Race	Whitesican
Height	5.5'
Weight	Festively Plump
Hair	brown (top of head), red (bottom of head)
Eyes	baggy
Blood type	Tasty
Sexuality	Perverted
Family and friends
Marital status	I live in Utah...
Spouse	Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Allison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny from the Block
Girlfriend	sure
Boyfriend	no thnaks
Children	I have two.....
Education and employment
Occupation	Rock-licker
Education	B.S. (geology), UCLA, 2002; M.S. (geology), University of Montana, 2004; M.A. (teaching, secondary education-earth systems), University of Utah, 2007
High school	Sylmar (CA)
College	Los Angeles Mission College
University	UCLA Bruins, Montana Grizzlies, Utah Utes
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	Rock Collecting, playing bass guitar, destroying my thumbs
Religion	n/a
Politics	Liberal-leaning independent
Aliases	QFL24-7, rooney
Interests
	Geology; Sedimentary geology; Optical mineralogy; Sandstone; Volcanic lithic fragments; Groundwater hydrology of West-central Utah; Proterozoic sedimentology; Snowball Earth (total BS); Mongolia; East Gobi Shear Zone; stats; Miami Dolphins since 1993; UCLA Bruins athletics since 1998; Music in all its glorious ways, shapes, sizes, styles, techniques, life, complexity, fancy, hilarity, & forms; Eating; Drinking; schmoozing;
Contact info
Website	http://www.mattaffolter.com
Blog	http://www.qfl247.com
Email	here
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This page in a nutshell: This is QFL 247's other, nerdier page, if possible. Geology 'expert' who tries to be funny...

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This user was born on the third of September, a day I'll always remember....

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This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia on January 25, 2008 (18 years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 1 day ago).

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Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker.

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Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

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Primary Edits&Creations

Pages Created

~90 Total

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In-Wiki Creations

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This user wants a Division 1-A College Football playoff.

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This user thinks the trojans are only good once ... and they cheat...

This user is a
ACD/Heeler lover.

To Do

Create

Sandbox... but what kind of sand?

East Gobi Shear Zone
Point-counting
Marjum Canyon
Piercing point
v:Sedimentology, v:Petrology, v:Plate Tectonics, etc. - Start pages (and all its subpages) on Wikiversity

Improve

Locales

Lived

Extended Stays

Visits

Major Hikes

Mount St. Helens (summit and crater)
Wheeler Peak (Nevada) (12th highest in the lower 48)
North Kaibab Trail, Grand Canyon National Park
Mount Vesuvius
Lassen Peak (on 9/11)
Impromptu 12 mile night hike in the Gobi
Impromptu 6 hour day hike on the third of September, near the Trona Pinnacles
Impromptu 5 mile hike on Laurel Canyon Boulevard over the Santa Monica Mountains

To Go

Banff National Park/Burgess Shale/Yoho National Park/Canadian Rockies area
Dinosaur National Monument (after it is fixed)
New Zealand
Alaska
Hawaii
Mount Rainier/Olympic National Park/North Cascades National Park
Hot Springs National Park
Mesa Verde/Great Sand Dunes National Park/So Colorado area
Redwood National Park/Lava Beds National Monument
Great Smoky Mountains National Park

Countries visited

States visited

My Image Uploads

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My Videos

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Wikiness

WikiMilestones

First edit[8] - Image upload
Second edit[9] - Add above image to Notch Peak
Third edit (1.5 years later, first actual edit)[10] - clarify definition of Greywacke on Sandstone page
First page creation[11] - After discovering the Lithic page was all Archeology, had to make the geology definition...
First silliness[12] - Very humble start to user page
Second picture[13] - From my li'l ol' thesis!
First non-geology edits[14][15] - Upload of Live Noise album cover image and album info
First edit with edit summary[16] - yeah, that's me
First revert[17] - oops... the old college try...
First Wikifight[18] - Go Sylmar!
1000th edit[19] - Create page for Akeem Ayers, OLB for UCLA, fresh off of his MVP in the 2009 EagleBank Bowl
First Vandalism (on my stuff)[20] - I don't care where you live!
2000th edit[21] - Great Basin category for Confusion Range
First edit w/fancy sig (QFL 24-7 ^{bla bla bla ¤ cntrb ¤ kids ¤ pics}) [22] -UCLAesque, don't you think?

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		The Special Barnstar
		For your recent contributions of images to various geology articles. Abyssal (talk) 19:21, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

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