Conversations with Inanimate Objects

Conversations with Inanimate Objects
Conversations with Inanimate Objects
Studio album by Gary Gulman
Released	October 28, 2005
Genre	Stand-up comedy
Length	52:03
Label	New Wave Entertainment; New Wave Dynamics (reissue)

Conversations with Inanimate Objects is the debut album by American comedian Gary Gulman, released on New Wave Entertainment in 2005. The album contains twelve tracks.^[1] It was reissued on New Wave Dynamics in 2013.

Track listing

No.	Title	Length
1.	"I Feel Terrific!"	2:00
2.	"The Milkman"	2:27
3.	"My Old Old Man"	2:29
4.	"Elementary School"	3:19
5.	"Waking Up For Work"	5:59
6.	"Driving With Mom"	1:48
7.	"Inventions (The Pill)"	7:53
8.	"Be Aggressive!"	2:00
9.	"Prison Joke"	3:07
10.	"The Walrus"	2:15
11.	"Grapefruits of Wrath"	5:24
12.	"The Hierarchy of Cookies"	13:22
Total length:		52:03

2013 reissue track listing
No.	Title	Length
1.	"I Feel Terrific"	2:00
2.	"Milkman"	2:26
3.	"Old Dad"	2:29
4.	"Elementary School"	3:18
5.	"Alarm Clock"	5:59
6.	"Mom Speedometer"	1:48
7.	"Candle Snuffer, the Pill"	7:52
8.	"Sports"	2:00
9.	"Prison"	3:07
10.	"Walrus"	2:14
11.	"Grape vs. Grapefruit (2004)"	5:23
12.	"The Hierarchy of Cookies"	13:22
Total length:		51:58