User:Romansanders

Welcome to the page about Roman Sanders

Roman is cool yay.

He has edited some pages which he can't remember.

However, Roman also has a disappointing range of oddities which lower his coolness. These include an unhealthy obsession with products by Fuck yeah for iBooks and young stud pups - including cowboys.

He is a keen golfer, with a handicap of 7.

He enjoys pancake batter.

To a greater degree, he enjoys battering pancakes.

Hoorah for moo-cows.

All this aside, however, I give him e^9.98 (21590 to you common plebeians) out of 10 on my scale of coolness. [Maths functions suck]

Aside from the noisy people in his head who tell him to do bad things, his bestest friend is an attractive indian guy called Shreedhan. Roman is also friends with Corner, Dave, Jamie, Toby, Leah and other people who do not smell of bread.

Nicknames include: 'Romo', 'Romafone', 'The one who got away', 'Ro-man', 'Ed', 'Sno', 'Smelly', 'Oi' and 'Munch'.

On Sunday, he edited the Disney page to not include the buyout-of-Pixar story that was dated Monday. Just now he re-edited the same page and put back that story as it proved to be correct ... though was only made public the day after, which confused him no end.

In the end, the editor apologised profusely for the confusing future-edit, eventually realising time is not linear.

Here on the left is the only picture he's submitted, it is a picture of a conchoid curve, which he made using Apple Grapher.

Due to his obsessively anal compulsions to make everything grammar-related utterly correctamundo, he often feels the need to change the position of commas, full stops and, if he's feeling mighty adventurous, semi-colons so that the aforementioned conform to standard usage patterns. Due to such needless needs to need something to correct, he often finds himself devoid of friends and higly uncool. This does not bother him as they all have spines in brine that scare him.

Castle In The Sky, I salute you. xx.

Here's my current favourite picture: