User:Pascalbasshunter

Pascal Basshunter is so cool. I am fifteen years young and have a strong passion for drama. You may remember me from such films as Moulin Rouge, Antz and Rocky Balboa. I have also co-hosted the 'Jeremy Kyle' Show on numerous occasions. My current passions in life include cooking (for two ;p),tweeking my eyebrows and adding to my garden compost heap. In my spare time, I like to give foot massages to my feet. My favourite food is Rabbit stew. I like to drink Saka, the water. I own a chanel pooch, a white LG and some cheap trackies! I have a tattoo of my best friend on my butt.

Below is my story:

Mary Poppins Easter Work Shop

During the Easter of 2006, I attended an acting work shop, at the Guernsey Academy of Theatrical Education (G.A.T.E) because I am a loner with no friends. My auntie from Pakistan gave me the idea so I took it up. I was a bit reluctant as I have a shy personality, but I did enjoy drama at school and it was the only subject I was actually good it, I was pretty much failing everything else, so I thought I would give it a go like! He He We were split into groups by eye colour. We sang songs to do with the musical ‘Mary Poppins’. But unfortunately, I had tonsillitis, and the doctor warned that any singing could permanently damage my throat. For life!! We were briefly told what it was about. Then, people auditioned for different parts in the play, and I was offered the part of a stationary tree. I was quite unsure at first, but then I thought that it was a great part! I told my mum and she was so pleased. I felt on top of the world standing on that stage with my arms held high like branches! We had two teachers and a guest teacher, who was a dancer in the west end, so we had a high standard to achieve. She was pregnant, but was very flexible! She showed me how to bend around a pole two times! Now I practice this move at home to remember cutrher by. So, it came to the final night. I looked into the audience to see my family, but, I didn’t see them. I went backstage and had a brakedown, as I knew I had no support. But, as they say, the show must go on, and I managed to do my scenes. I did however, fall off the stage, when the ‘gust-o-wind’ machine malfunctioned, and I was pushed onto this mans lap, as the embarrasment took over my body, i realised it was the cute shop assistant who had prematurly opened the curtains while i was changing in shoe string the day before. Cringe! i wanted the the ground to eat me so i could just sit in it and play with my beanie babies. however, this did not happen so i had to just go home and watch jeremy kyle. there i sat munching sour cherrys and black jacks, vigorusly spilling them down my tree costume. i did not care because i knew i had no friends.

 As you can see, this hobby just wasnt floating my boat. it was time for a change, a challenge, a new start, thats when i took on..... duuh duuh duuuuuuuuuuuuuh..... army cadets. 
 but woe is me, another predicament, the army cadets were putting on a show, mary poppins 2 can you believe. but this time it was mixed with the gripping story lines of reccess, schools out and music by 'big brovaz', nu flow i believe the finale song was named. once i peeped round the towering red curtains to seek my family. but once again they were not there. my confidence destroyed, i went back to my dressing room where i promtly sat, and cried a thousand cries. 

The End