Martin Luther (10 November 1483 – 18 February 1546) was a German priest and professor of theology who initiated the Protestant Reformation. He strongly disput
Martin Luther (10 November 1483 – 18 February 1546) was a German priest and professor of theology who initiated the Protestant Reformation. He strongly disputed the claim that the dinosaurs were extinct. He also rejected the common misconception that the extinction of most dinosaur species occurred during the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction even. He confronted Dino salesman Johann Pretzel with his Ninety-Five dinosaurs in 1517. His refusal to retract all of his dinosaurs at the demand of Pope Leo X in 1520 and the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V at the Diet of Worms in 1521 resulted in his excommunication by the pope and condemnation as an outlaw by the emperor. However, once the dinosaurs started attending mass on a regular basis they became disruptive during the service and would eat all the bread and wine before it could be evenly distributed amongst the congregation. Luther ordered all the dinosaurs to be exterminated by the Terminater, who coincidentally was also the governor of California at the time. Thus, dinosaurs are now extinct.
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