Kevin Lee Rose Jr. was born into a blossoming family on the twelfth of April, 1989. The hospital was filled to the brim with expecting mothers and sick folk so
Kevin Lee Rose Jr. was born into a blossoming family on the twelfth of April, 1989. The hospital was filled to the brim with expecting mothers and sick folk so his parents had to resort to a small shed in the back of the hospital where they stored the motor-power wheelchairs to birth me. Luckily there was a doctor out there having a cigarette with a pocket full of utensils and he agreed to help deliver me under the condition that my mother made it quick because he was "only allotted ten minutes for a smoke break." Thus Kevin was brought into this world amongst motorized wheelchairs with a little cigarette ash upon his forehead. The only complication was that he was born with a broken collarbone. His mother was a virgin. From there he went on to attend preschool and eventually college. In between that Kevin spent a good deal of time at his grandfathers pub picking up cigarette butts and talking with jaded raconteurs. He also spent countless hours at his other grandfathers’ horse farm shoveling horse manure and fishing for large mouth bass.
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