User:InvadingInvader

InvadingInvader
Status: wait what's a status.
— Wikipedian ♂ —
Name	InvadingInvader
Born	June 4th, 1989 (not my birthday but u know what this means); Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Pronouns	He, Him, etc
Nationality
Country	Who cares
Current location	It depends.
Languages	English
Time zone	Pacific
Sexuality	Straight but not narrow
IQ	(overflow error, see these logs for details)
Personality type	Humorous
Family and friends
Marital status	Has a girlfriend
Girlfriend	oh hi honey
Boyfriend	im not gay so nope
Children	ur mom
Education and employment
Education	Graduated from the University of Absurdistan with a master's degree in ruining lives
Userboxes
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Edit to ∞!	This user has a tendency to over-edit.
	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
	This user helps out newcomers.
	This user is a Buckeye.
	This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
WTF?	This user ALWAYS TRIES to leave an edit summary (but sometimes forgets or is forced into a duress situation where he can't type as fast)
vandals	This user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free.
	This user has edited Donald Trump's Wikipedia article.
	This user has autoconfirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
	This user does not allow personal bias to interfere in any way with their actions within the encyclopedia.
	This user is nowhere near being an Administrator.
	This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.
	This user has made over; 15,800 edits to Wikipedia.
	This user's eardrums rupture when BART trains turn corners.
	This user shops at Costco.
	This user is younger than Wikipedia.

This user is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

Hi there! Glad that you're here at my WP userpage. I hope you enjoy your stay here, which admittedly (unless you're me) will probably be very short and will only visit it one or two times.

Something I must confess is that I may make frequent misspellings in my edit summaries. My sincerest apologies! If you ever wanted clarification on what I meant, just leave me a note on my talkpage.

If you'd like to leave me a message, head over to my Talk page. For a gallery of userboxes that I've created (not ones that apply to me), see my userbox gallery. To see my contributions to Wikimedia Commons, see here.

Sign my guestbook

Was inspired by @Panini! to make my own – so here you go! Sign It Here!

Wikipedia Activities

Some stuff I've created (either technically or practically)

Materials related to Florida politics

Florida Parental Rights in Education Act (The Don't Say Gay bill)
Martha's Vineyard migrant airlift
Electoral history of Ron DeSantis
Template:Ron DeSantis series
Florida Senate Bill 266
Hurricane Tax Relief Act
Go woke, go broke

Case law, other legislation, and legal concepts/events

Restaurants, nightclubs and bars

Other material

Wikipedia essays and humorous material

Articles I have contributed images to (not including the above)

Stuff I've done quite a bit on

Extended content

Geographic Article Expansions (mostly smaller towns)

Petroleum industry

Years and lists

Reactions to the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (and what would eventually become Corporate responses to the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine)
2022 in the United States
2022
2023 in the United States

Politics

Non-energy corporations

Other

Government criticisms of North Korea I've made

censored due to Kim Fatty the 3rd not liking me

Conflicts of Interest

Below are my Conflicts of Interest, and with the exceptions of obvious vandalism and typos, I will be either refraining entirely from editing the following articles or using Requested edits to suggested desired changes for the following articles.

Midway on High (connected contributor, submitted through AFC)
GA Telesis (connected contributor, submitted through AFC)

Former COIs

These companies I formerly held stock in (unless otherwise disclosed), but I have since sold my shares. Given that I no longer have an inherent interest in promoting the company, I don't feel that I would have an inherent bias in editing these articles, though I will err on the side of caution and avoid major edits without a COI review.

Disclosures

Important disclaimer: This is my only editing account. There may be an occasional instance where I IP edit if my computer or phone enters a session timeout or something like that, but I will only ever have one editing account. I currently have ONE doppelgänger account to prevent vandals from using my name (User:Invadinglnvader, written with a lowercase "L"). There may be times where I accidentally use this account for posts – please note that this is due to laziness/accidental autofills.

To admins: if ANYONE using another account or IP is claiming to be me, I request you block them immediately. They aren't me.

Notes

^ Technically, I didn't create the page (it was originally a redirect), though the page in its current iteration is my work.

When people say you're crazy, you just might be on to the most important innovation of your life. 

-Larry Ellison

[1] Technically, I didn't create the page (it was originally a redirect), though the page in its current iteration is my work.

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