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Conulism

Conulism

Conulism is a secret society founded by Conulist Elders Stokely and Carmichael. It began in Crumolla class by two very intellectual and wise high school Juniors.
Conulism started back in the ancient times, with the great Felt Hat, who was corrupted by the evil Bookshelf. On the night of the blue mascara, Felt Hat and Bookshelf committed the Holy Catwalk, therefore producing Evil Bunny McFooFoo. However, before this happened, Felt Hat had a beautiful mystery lover woman who was the mother of Chang Wong Fu, and Gay Fong Sonlong. Chang Wong Fu started a flower shop and was a flower salesman by day, and flower power super hero by night!
There was order in the world of Cooliesville, where Felt Hat reigned over the land...until one day, Evil Bunny McFooFoo was banished to Conulist Hell, (located in Antarctica) with his evil bride, Evil Kimmy McBimbo. Meanwhile, Felt Hat is in charge of Conulist Heaven (Komokomo-formerly the Bananana nation) where all the good hats go after they die.

The official Conulist dance is the knee-shake.
Elephant Sumo-Power is the Conulist form of wrestling.
Conulist Song is "Jiang Nan" and "Kokomo" is the official hymn of Conulism

Conulism has several imperative rules that must be followed in order to remain in good standing with the elders.
A Few of these include:
1. Absolutely NO pink highlighters on Tuesday
2. No pink tables. Ever.
3. (most importantly) Hold no other hats above the Felt Hat!
4. Do not throw Ostrich eggs at purple tables
5. Elders must meet regularly for Rejuvenation
6. Pink is EVIL.
7. On the third Thursday of every month, no spitting on the sidewalk is permitted.
8. All poolside objects must be named George.

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