Alan Victor Nelmes (born 20 October 1948) is an English retired professional footballer who made over 300 appearances as a defender in the Football League for Brentford. He was inducted into the club's Hall of Fame in November 2014.
Nelmes turned down offers from Aldershot and Colchester United to sign for Fourth Division club Brentford in July 1967.[1][4] Operating initially as a right back, he went on to be a vital cog in a threadbare Brentford team, missing only three games between 1968 and 1972 and is one of a few Bees players to make 100 consecutive appearances.[3] Manager Jimmy Sirrel assembled a small squad of versatile players and Nelmes was picked to play up front versus Notts County on 2 March 1968,[2] scoring one of his only two goals for the club.[5] He played in five different positions during the 1967–68 season.[4]
Adept anywhere across the back four and as a sweeper,[4] Nelmes' performances garnered him the Brentford Players' Player of the Year award for the 1970–71 season.[6] Known as 'Spider',[7] he helped Brentford achieve promotion to the Third Division in the 1971–72 season, though the club were relegated straight back to the Fourth Division the following year.[5] After a succession of injuries took a toll on his body,[4] Nelmes was released at the end of the 1975–76 season,[8] having made 350 appearances for the club.[3] Despite being what he described as "quite a physical player", Nelmes was never sent off during his career.[2] He was given a testimonial versus former club Chelsea in 1978, which finished 8–2 to the Stamford Bridge club.[9] Nelmes earned a then-club record £7,000 from the match.[10] In recognition of his performances for the club, Nelmes was inducted into the Brentford Hall of Fame in November 2014.[11]
Nelmes is married to Norma and has two sons, Martin and Stuart.[12] Stuart has played cricket for Sussex County League club Middleton since 2005.[13][14] During the 1970s, Nelmes lived in Isleworth and worked at the Watneys brewery in Mortlake.[7] He spent time running a business in Bognor Regis in the 1970s and in the 1990s and 2000s,[4] he was worked in security at Gatwick Airport.[2] As of 2015, Nelmes was living in Middleton-on-Sea.[12]
Career statistics
Appearances and goals by club, season and competition
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^ abcdeLane, David (2002). Cult Bees & Legends: Volume One. Hampton Wick: Woodpecker Multimedia. pp. 50–69. ISBN0-9543682-0-7.
^ abcdeHaynes, Graham; Coumbe, Frank (2006). Timeless Bees: Brentford F.C. Who's Who 1920–2006. Harefield: Yore Publications. p. 16. ISBN0955294916.
^ abcdefBrentford F.C. Griffin Gazette versus Cambridge United. Quay Design of Poole. 28 January 1995. p. 29.
^ abcdefghijklWhite, Eric, ed. (1989). 100 Years Of Brentford. Brentford FC. pp. 389–393. ISBN0951526200.
^TW8 Matchday versus Oldham Athletic. London: The Yellow Printing Company Limited. 25 August 2003. p. 33.
^ abc"*** N ***". Hayes & Yeading United FC: The Official Website. Retrieved 13 August 2014.
^Croxford, Mark; Lane, David; Waterman, Greville (2011). The Big Brentford Book of the Seventies. Sunbury, Middlesex: Legends Publishing. p. 256. ISBN978-1906796709.