Philip Courtney Laak (born September 8, 1972) is an Irish-American professional poker player and a poker commentator, now residing in Los Angeles, California. Laak holds a World Poker Tour (WPT) title,[1][2] a World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelet, and has appeared on numerous nationally aired television shows.[3]
He graduated from the University of Massachusetts Amherst with a degree in mechanical engineering and worked in varying jobs prior to getting into open poker games in California. He is a former roommate of fellow professional poker player Antonio Esfandiari. Prior to moving to the west, Laak lived for several years in New York City where he honed his skills as a backgammon player before turning his focus to poker.
Poker career
Laak learned to play poker as a child.[5] His first major tournament victory was at the World Poker Tour (WPT) Celebrity Invitational in February 2004.[6] He has made two other WPT final tables since his victory: sixth place in both the season two Battle of Champions and the 2005 Five Diamond World Poker Classic.[7][8]
Laak wrote a monthly column called "Being Phil Laak", in the poker-themed Bluff Magazine, from 2005 until the magazine folded in 2015.[15] Laak co-hosted a show called I Bet You on the (MOJO network) with his friend Antonio Esfandiari, where they can be found betting on any and all things.
In October 2009, Laak was crowned PartyPoker.com World Open V champion winning $250,000 in the process. He overcame a final table that included Luke 'FullFlush' Schwartz and Laak's long-term partner, actress and poker pro Jennifer Tilly.[17]
On September 16, 2010, Laak won his first career WSOP bracelet by winning the £2,500 buy-in Six-Handed No-Limit Hold’em championship at the 2010 World Series of Poker Europe.[18] His win came after an accident involving an all-terrain vehicle in August, where he suffered a broken elbow amongst other injuries.[19]
An "E" following a year denotes bracelet(s) won at the World Series of Poker Europe
As of 2018, his total live tournament winnings exceed $3,650,000.[2]
Nickname and personality
Laak became known widely in the poker scene as the "Unabomber" because of the hooded sweatshirt[20] and sunglasses he wears at the table, making him resemble the forensic sketch of Theodore Kaczynski, who was known as the Unabomber. These items were given to him by fellow poker player Gus Hansen. Laak is also known for his unusual and inventive manner of speech. He coined the poker terms "felted", which means having lost all of one's chips (i.e. nothing left in front of the player except the table felt), as well as "upstuck", meaning being down from your high point of the session (i.e., if you won $15,000 and then lost $10,000 within the same session). He also coined the terms "POW" (Pay-off wizard), which he uses in a self-mocking fashion (i.e. one who pays off big bets on the river), and "Cherry bomb", which refers to large, ultimately unsuccessful bets.[21]
He is currently dating actress and 2005 $1,000 buy-in Ladies no-limit Texas hold 'em champion poker player Jennifer Tilly.
Laak played the first day of the Main Event of the 2008 World Series of Poker incognito, in a latex mask, wig, make-up, and costume. His disguise was reported thereafter by AP reporter Oskar Garcia.[22] The WSOP 2009 rules added a new rule prohibiting wearing masks at the table.
On June 2–7, 2010, at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, Laak set the world record for the longest time spent playing poker in a single session. He halted at 115 hours. The previous official record, 72 hours and 2 minutes, was held by Larry Olmsted, set at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in 2004. Guinness allows one 5-minute break every hour, in which Laak could do whatever he wanted, and Laak could "bank" those 5-minute breaks into longer breaks if he played through. Laak banked several breaks to take a 30-minute nap (allowed), but he vows that he did not use caffeine or any stimulants. Playing $10/$20 No-Limit Hold'em (with uncapped buy-ins), Laak finished up $6,766 and donated half of his winnings to charity. He did this for Camp Sunshine, a charity that helps sick children enjoy summer camp. His feat was witnessed live on streaming video by over 130,000 people.[23]
References
^"Phil Laak". World Poker Tour. Archived from the original on April 14, 2008. Retrieved December 18, 2023.